Notable Quotables by Andrew Barger
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Wednesday is the wickedest of days.
T6 (Unofficial Lyrics - The Cure Wish Deluxe Album) December 28, 2022 If you find one moment of love in a miserable life, it has been one worth living. The Last Paramours of Paris (Epilogue) April 23, 2022 Il n'y a pas d'art sans beauté et pas de beauté sans art. The Last Paramours of Paris (Epilogue) April 23, 2022 Give me a grand bookcase so I can build a petite maison around it. The Last Paramours of Paris April 21, 2022 The greatest cities in the world are built on words instead of stone. The Last Paramours of Paris April 21, 2022 Le sentiment est une piètre excuse pour la passion. The Last Paramours of Paris April 21, 2022 Rainy days have endless possibilities. The Last Paramours of Paris April 21, 2022 Vous êtes le rythme circadien de l'univers. The Last Paramours of Paris (A Prologue) April 19, 2022 They curled up like the birches, Face-to-face for all eternity–embracing–in glorious fashion, To die like the lovers of Valdaro! Kyivian Moment (A Warring Sonet) March 26, 2022 L'art passe par une joie extrême ou une douleur extrême; tout le reste est la culture pop. A Strange Brand of Heathen December 28, 2021 Life is a Lie and all that is within it. The River Whyld December 17, 2021 If you’re a cowboy, how come you kiss like crap? If you’re a cowboy, why do you listen to rap? If You're a Cowboy (Two Step Riff) December 4, 2021 How close is far away? Attack of the Plastic Cowheads (Dollar Store Diatribe) November 20, 2021 Not for all the Bolivian blondes in the world. Bolivian Blonde November 12, 2021 Minuit est fait de 1000 chuchotements. The Dark Mystic Wisteria Jane October 23, 2021 Those who kiss with their souls, experience celestial intimacy unknown to those who only kiss with their lips. The Dark Mystic Wisteria Jane October 23, 2021 Things happen on rainy days that one can only dream of on sunny days. Shhhhh! August 14, 2021 How close is far away? Attack of the Plastic Cowheads August 7, 2021 If one searches the world over for beauty they are sure to find it. She will kick her boots and scream if you try to bring her back home. Small, Small the Night July 23, 20221 |
Edgar Allan Poe was GOTH incarnate.
Facebook Post November 21, 2020 T.S. Elliot is Edgar Allan Poe’s whimpering lapdog of a poet. The best he could remember Poe by was the insulting title of “first-rate critic” and the best the world could remember T.S. Elliot by is a cat poem. Facebook Post February 3, 2019 Art schools create musicians. Music schools create writers. Writing classes create angry critics. Facebook Post December 28, 2018 Today's Mega Mansions are Tomorrow's Haunted Houses. Facebook Post November 10, 2018 Jack Kerouac writes like Jackson Pollock paints. Review of On the Road September 18, 2016 It's hard to order just a black coffee these days. That's the kind of miserable world we live in. The Divine Dantes Squirt Guns in Hades July 25, 2011 Blondes make nice pets. The Divine Dantes Squirt Guns in Hades July 25, 2011 All Ghosts Are Gray. Phantasmal The Best Ghost Stories 1800-1849 June 7, 2011 Tweets and text messages killed the long novel. The Brownie of the Alabaster Mansion July 25, 2011 Is not our purest form of writing that done without the taint of money? Coffee with Poe A Novel of Edgar Allan Poe's Life November 3, 2003 J.D. Salinger—The Great Uncommunicator. What’s in Salinger’s Closet? January 27, 2012 The literary world is marred with dead trees and terrible, fat novels. Does length equal creativity and originality? Do pages equal greatness? BlooDeath Best Vampire Short Stories 1800-1849 August 12, 2011 Charlotte Bronte borrowed liberally and sloppily from Joseph Sheridan le Fanu when penning Jane Eyre. The originality of this classic novel is tarnished as a result. Phantasmal Best Ghost Short Stories 1800-1849 June 7, 2011 “Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.” “Planet Earth to Virg: Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.” The Divine Dantes Paella in Purgatory May 29, 2013 Bea broke up the band.
The Divine Dantes Squirt Guns in Hades July 25, 2011 They say everything that can be written has been written. I say we are just getting started. Mailboxes - Mansions - Memphistopheles March 5, 2010 The short story is not, as some believe, a lesser form of literature than the novel. Shifters Best Werewolf Short Stories 1800-1849 September 2, 2009 The difficulty with Poe is not figuring out which of his stories rise to the level required of this collection, but rather which of his stories to exclude from it. 6a66le Best Horror Short Stories 1800-1849 July 28, 2009 In truth, J.D. Salinger never needed the world. It’s always been the world that has needed J.D. Salinger. What’s in Salinger’s Closet? January 27, 2012 “Even the moon was embarrassed by the beauty of Barcelona.” The Divine Dantes Paella in Purgatory May 29, 2013 |